New Moon (2009)
November 22, 2009
New Moon sucks so much you’d cum in a minute. No pun intended by the way. At any rate, technically, New Moon is not a movie. It’s a mashup of the world’s suckiest movie lines played in a non-linear format for around 3 hours (or until people fall asleep). It’s non-linear not only because it doesn’t make sense but because time does not fly logically enough to sustain audience belief regarding how much Bella loves Edward so much and vice versa.
But then again, I’m not a lovesick high school girl.