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New Moon (2009)

November 26, 2009

New Moon
10:40 PM,
November 22, 2009
Cinema 2
Greenbelt 3,
Makati City
HBS

New Moon sucks so much you’d cum in a minute. No pun intended by the way. At any rate, technically, New Moon is not a movie. It’s a mashup of the world’s suckiest movie lines played in a non-linear format for around 3 hours (or until people fall asleep). It’s non-linear not only because it doesn’t make sense but because time does not fly logically enough to sustain audience belief regarding how much Bella loves Edward so much and vice versa.

But then again, I’m not a lovesick high school girl.

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3 Comments leave one →
  1. warlock6 permalink
    November 26, 2009 2:43 pm

    very critical! i have not watched this film yet and i would hardly watch it at all. but i see that there are many negative comments about this movie on the Internet…

  2. king del rosario permalink
    November 28, 2009 7:13 am

    don’t

  3. December 18, 2009 12:03 am

    Great site! Keep up the good work!

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